Wow, that was quick. I’ve heard of people going home before, but not for a day or two. Though judging by the state of  the Temple, I’d say that quite a few days have passed here without my touch. How depressing it looks without me. I haven’t been tackled by a mob of dogs yet, so I would take my educated guess and speculate that they’re no longer here, either. [sounds of a dramatic sigh being heaved]

Well I can’t say I’m not relieved but… why does it feel so empty in here?

[a pause]

Hm? What’s this?

“Property of Tohru Honda”? I wasn’t aware the ceiling was particularly owned by any of the residents, let alone Tohru-kun. Perhaps she thought someone might steal it if she wasn‘t looking? [stiffled laugh] I would love to hear the story behind that one.

So… Who’s missed me?



[[ooc: Once again, my computer is fail. In the likely event that it hates me, I will backdate and pick up all tags tomorrow.]]

It’s really inconvenient that I was taken ill within the first week of being here. I was hoping to explore a little, but alas! It appears that my body isn’t as strong and formidable as it used to be.

Meanwhile, I do hope our little Tohru-kun and Kyon-chan get better soon. It feels so miserable without them brightening up the day.

Perhaps that I was able to fight the illness off so readily while they are still at its clutches means that there is a good indicator they are at mercy of a different illness entirely, hm?

Could it be… mono?

Ha, that wouldn’t be surprising. After all, you know what its fond nickname is. Really, kids nowdays. You would think that they would be a bit more secretive about what they choose to do in their free time. Heaven forbid that I think about what might have happen if I have to leave the Temple for too long. Aah, what I would give to be so reckless!

Now… There is the problem about all the animals scattered around. As much as I’m a dog person, it’s hard to concentrate if there are a hundred puppies constantly jumping at you. Are you sure none of you want to adopt one? They’re very friendly and affectionate. Very affectionate.

Ah. Oh my.

[A man who was just walking along makes a haste stop when he no longer recognizes anything around him. He has a bewildered and slightly confused expression on his face which lingers for a moment.]

[Noting that he now found himself in a different environment entirely, his expression calms before he launches into flippant overdramatics.]

Where did the rest of the street go? I was under the impression that whole areas don’t usually disappear randomly off the face of earth. Oh, how I have been mislead!

[He pauses for second and thinks, tilting his head upwards towards the clouds while looking at the surrounding area out of the corner of his eye. He suddenly becomes aware of a large bulge in his pocket and slowly pulls out a rather curious looking device.]

Hmm… [inspects the device briefly before speaking into it] Hello? Can anyone hear me? I would like to know where I am, if it isn’t too much trouble. People like me can’t afford to wander around blindly like the young these days; we no longer have any time or chances to spare. The perils of adulthood really are too much.

So if there are any sweet young girls around here that wouldn’t mind helping an old man, I would much appreciate their assistance. ♥

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[[ooc: Have to go now. Will backdate any threads and comments!]]